“A Man and His Dog”

March 3, 2021

WATSON: Come on, man!
ME: No, dude. No means no. Now, stop asking or you’ll be going to your mat until I’m finished eating.
WATSON: Why won’t you give me some of your meatloaf?
ME: Because it’s MY dinner. You have your own food.


(Pause)
WATSON: Okay, I’ve got an idea. How about you eat my food, and I’ll eat yours?
ME: Why would I eat your food when I have this meatloaf?
WATSON: That’s what I’M saying!!
ME: Go lie down.
WATSON: Aww man…


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Author: Scott Langdon

Scott Langdon is an actor and writer living just outside of Philadelphia in Bristol, Pennsylvania with his wife, Sarah, and their dog, Watson. Before the Time of Covid, he could be seen on stages throughout the professional Philadelphia theater community or writing in a local Starbucks, where the only way they could get rid of him was to tell him there was a pandemic. He has a hard time knowing when he's not wanted.

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