“A Man and His Dog”

March 24, 2021

WATSON: I can’t believe you just drank that in front of me.

ME: What do you mean? You just had your dinner.

WATSON: That’s not the point.

ME: I’m afraid you’ve lost me.

WATSON: The point IS, it’s rude to drink that in front of me.

ME: Maybe what’s RUDE is you staring at me every time I eat or drink anything. What do you think of that?

(Pause)

WATSON: I’ll take it under advisement.

ME: Appreciate that, thanks.

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