March 24, 2021
WATSON: I can’t believe you just drank that in front of me.
ME: What do you mean? You just had your dinner.
WATSON: That’s not the point.
ME: I’m afraid you’ve lost me.
WATSON: The point IS, it’s rude to drink that in front of me.
ME: Maybe what’s RUDE is you staring at me every time I eat or drink anything. What do you think of that?
WATSON: I’ll take it under advisement.
ME: Appreciate that, thanks.
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