“A Man and His Dog”

March 24, 2021

Honestly…

WATSON: I can’t believe you just drank that in front of me.

ME: What do you mean? You just had your dinner.

WATSON: That’s not the point.

ME: I’m afraid you’ve lost me.

WATSON: The point IS, it’s rude to drink that in front of me.

ME: Maybe what’s RUDE is you staring at me every time I eat or drink anything. What do you think of that?

(Pause)

WATSON: I’ll take it under advisement.

ME: Appreciate that, thanks.

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Author: Scott Langdon

Scott Langdon is an actor and writer living just outside of Philadelphia in Bristol, Pennsylvania with his wife, Sarah, and their dog, Watson. Before the Time of Covid, he could be seen on stages throughout the professional Philadelphia theater community or writing in a local Starbucks, where the only way they could get rid of him was to tell him there was a pandemic. He has a hard time knowing when he's not wanted.

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